Gluteus-Freakin’-Maximus

I can feel. Every. Single. Strand. of my gluteus maximus. Have you seen those old illustrations in Gray’s Anatomy? You know the one that looks like this?

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That sucker hurts like it has never hurt. So naturally I’m thinking the exercise I did must have been really good, I’m adding it to my workout schedule like the masochist I am, though I don’t think I’ll be doing quite so many reps.

It hurts so bad I can barely get up and down. I went to the gym this morning to do some cardio on the elliptical machine? Ha! Make that, HA!! I lasted a whopping five minutes on that thing, due to the fact that it made my legs burn like FIRE! I don’t think that’s what they mean when they say “warm up.” So I quickly switched to the treadmill for thirty minutes. I thought I felt looser after that, but no sooner did I get in the truck and get a sandwich at Subway than did the ol’ gluteus maximus tighten right back up, making getting out of said truck quite the hysterical spectacle.

I think I overdid it a bit yesterday. I’m a little worried about Pilates tomorrow. Pray for my ass. I am.

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