1. Pick 13 movies that you enjoy.
2. Pick a line of dialog that you like.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4. NO cheating!!! That means NO: Google, IMDb, etc.!

1. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn’t come to Earth to give us the willies… He came to help us out.

2. The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

3. Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

4. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

5. Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.

6. Pork, they call it. Or bacon. They only call them pigs when they’re alive.

7. The body cannot live without the mind.

8. Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…

9. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

10. Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

11. Spiders… the spiders… they were making me tap-dance. And I don’t want to tap-dance!

12. I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

13. There are some fish that cannot be caught. It’s not that they’re faster or stronger then the other fish. They’re just touched by something extra.